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I always wanna see her
And you gotta understand me
She is like a perfect ten
I wanna show her off to all my friends
Whenever she enters a room she tells everyone to get fucked
And she thinks your choice in music sucks
Ashley Willington
I will do whatever I can
To prove to you
That I can please a bad ass sexy woman
Ashley Willington
Do you know who the fuck I am
I wanna know everything about you
I wanna know how you fuck
I wanna be inside you
Let me into your dungeon of a bedroom
So we can lick and suck
Oh I just fuckin love you
But then you roll your eyes and say it was ok
You’d rather read a book than do any foreplay
I thought My nipple rings might be a nice turn on
But then you called them lame and let out the biggest yawn
Fuuuckk
But I’m not giving up on you Ashley
I know we are meant to be
As long as my eyes are blue
And yours are green
I am not giving up
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I woke up from my sleep and saw something I’ve never seen ,
A little grey dude was looking down at me
I’ve always been a believer , and I could hardly wait
For my body to be sucked up into outer space
I can’t believe it finally happened to me last night
An alien took my life
He spread me out on one of those alien beds
And preformed tests On my head
Now I kinda walk funny
It’s not a conspiracy
What they did to my body
My whole body starts to glow whenever I get cold
Now I can change my face , and teleport anywhere I want
I can tell what you’ve been thinking completely non chalant
My blood looks radioactive, and I now have a ray gun
I go and do a weekly probe , just because it’s fun
Because it’s finally
Because it finally happened to me that night
An alien abducted my rights
They say that you aren’t able to account for missing time
So then why do I miss them all of the time?
now they control when I breath
program me when I’m asleep i
Im not supposed to tell anybody
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Were tired of this world
Censoring our mouths
Let’s cancel cancel culture
And let us be ourselves
Now we can’t say anything
Without checking it twice
that makes me want to say
Things just even more
Its totally worth the price
can’t say that anymore
You can’t say that anymore
We can’t say that anymore
She can’t say that anymore
He can’t say that more
They can’t say that anymore.
I don’t know far it’ll go
How will it end
I never thought it would come this far
How will it end
I hope one day I don’t end up in jail
How will it end?
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blow me off
Sometimes I just gotta hear it
Sometimes I gotta learn that I fucked up
Blow me off,
Tell me that you don’t wanna see me
And that I dont deserve your love
Blow me off,
make me want to try to earn it
because now I don’t deserve it at all
i am trying to give you everything
but everything that I give doesnt amount to anything
you have complete control
but I am not gonna let it get me down
I am going to try and make your proud because
Everything i need
Is falling apart
blow me off,
i can’t believe it took me this long to see
That your hot friend is actually better suited for me
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I chop up a banana
An orange, mango strawberries and a
Cup of blueberries
I disinfect and clean my blender
Pretend I am a bartender
And prep maraschino cherries

I throw in some rainbow chips ahoy
My milk of choice today is soy
With vanilla protein
But now I’m feeling naughty
Feel like it needs a shot so let see
what my cupboard has for me
Now I’m hitting the floor
I can’t breath any more
Whats in my body
Someone put cyanid in my bottle
Which I did not approve of at all
It was the perfect smoothie
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i wrote a song about not wanting to go outside
and one of those reasons is because my brain it is always fried
And everybody knows
That no-one likes to go outside
In public , especially when they’re stoned’
But sometimes when I am high
I need some food to help me get by
And I definitely don’t want - to face the outside world
Skip the dishes is always there for me
I can order right from the app
And get updates on where my driver is at
Skip the dishes delivered right to my door
How could anyone ask for more
And how the hell did we ever live before
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We went to the river , and packed a lunch for the day
The sun was hitting the agates just right and
I could see from them a mile away
But then you said it was too hot
I cannot take you anywhere
I am so bored
Why does this have to take forever ?
I want to be with my friends
When will this depressing day end
I wish I was at home
Or that I could be with another
Person who knows how to have fun
And not look for rocks in the sun
Ok I guess we can make your wish come true
You’re going to your room then you’re not going anywhere
But I’ve had enough
Of thinking you’re so tough
So i cut you up
Your little body was very easy to clean up
I buried you the In Forest ,$but not alone
You’re next to your mother who you had never known
I went to the river , and I packed a lunch for the day
I found so many agates that I can’t wait to give away
I haven’t felt that good since I
Saw your eyes roll back to your head from too much pain
I had the biggest smile on my face
Knowing that you’re in the ground and you’re not going anywhere
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Some day when one guy in the world
Finally ownh everything and when
I'm sure that he's not thinking of me when he says:
"Hi there, I really am your friend - Sorry, I'm doing all I can for you and I really mean that!"
That's about the time I'll be going to the moon
And then that's where I'll stay, far away from here
Someday when I can't take this place
I'll take a trip out into space
I think I mean it!
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I went to the drive thru today
i couldn’t have explained it any other way
But the bagel I received, it was still plain
i couldn’t wait to reach inside
And have my favourite bagel for my last ride
I hope that you get it right someday
And for once, really earn your pay
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I robbed a train tonight
I jumped far down from the rock and roll ceiling
I lost the way of life
And I really wanna rave tonight
I wanted you tonight
I wanna try on your high thighs yes I do
I wanna be your light
I really wanna beat that guy, too
the sun goes down
The drinks go down
I wanna make it right
i wanna see it through, through til tomorra
I wanna do it right
but I think ill have to rape tonight
I don’t know why
There will never be no body like you
And I know You know why
One day were gonna reunite
Down a tunnel, a tunnel thats light
Coulda been with me tonight
But I guess thats gonna have to be alright
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Its just a bee sting
and I know you well
You think that its more
Than just a bee sting
And I can tell
You are worried that it is more than just a bee sting
On your elbow
but Even the cat and the dog know
That it is just a bee sting
Get it outta your mind
You’re not gonna find
That its anything more than a bee sting
Get it outta your head
Just because it is a little read
remember that it is just a bee sting
There is nothing that I wanna do more than to tell you that you are just fucked up and I don’t know what to do about it
I don’t know what you need
To actually start to believe
ts just a bee sting
and I know it wasn’t planned
But you need to understand that
It is just a bee sting
We are not going to a hospital
Cause in the doctors brain
People like you are a pain
And he knows that it is just a bee sting
And nothing more
havent you ever seem someone with a bee sting before
Its just a little bee sting on you
You’re not gonna die
and I will not stand by
somoeone who thinks a bee sting is
the End of their life
You’re not gonna die
From this, but definitely something else
im telling you that cigarettes are not good for your health
So this Is the last time I will tell you that is
Just a bee sting
And that is all
Why can’t you just believe me when I tell you that its
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He was my very first cat
I’ve never had one before
Hes a pretty cool dude
I know iave asked for more
(And here’s a couple reasons why)
Bobby junior
He sleeps when wants to
He Doesn’t have a curfew
And I think even sleeps more than I do
Bobby junior
He loves to play keyboard
Even tho He doesn’t know any chords
He likes to instigate
And fuck shit up
Whenever my dog is in the room
They beat each other up
Bobby junior
He eats when he wants to
But only in moderation
Unless I feed him temptations
Bobby junior
He can’t stay away from his cat grass
Even tho every time he eats it too fast
He was white when he was born
But now he’s white and kind of orange
I can’t wait to see what ekse is in store
Bobby junior
He sleeps where he wants to
Sometimes on my bed
But usually somewhere else in the house ok he basically sleeps everywhere
Bobby junior
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Whenever i'm stressed out
(Or need a little space)
I get my colours out
(And a pencil that can erase)
I definitely was not gifted
(But Luckily that’s not needed in this case)
I can draw whatever I want to
Like a panda being eaten by bamboo
Do you do any doodlin dude ?
Using only purple green and blue
I can even draw and color you
Do you do any doodlin dude ?
I don’t carry loads now
(I just want to create)
Im never bummed out
(When the colours start to take shape)
I drew myself with 3 eyes , I couldn’t stand to waste the space
Because I can draw whatever I want to
Even a beluga with a Motörhead tattoo
Do you do any doodlin dude ?
Bright colours are what I love to use
I even once drew a Sun at night when it should have been the moon
Do you do any doodlin dude ?
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Hes feeling kind of hungry
He needs to fill his plate,
But the shit that you been dishing
Is so far from first-rate
He eyes are kinda bloodshot and he started losing weight
He needs another option, he needs to re inflate
He opened the door and he took the bait
Someone really needs to try and improve this gate
Brown cheetos
Brown cheetos
Brown cheetos
Brown cheetos
Brown cheetos
I don’t know how to gauge it
And tell how much he’s ate
Cause the Cheetos never multiply
Or over populate
But I do know that he’s keeping tabs
On when they formulate
I’ve seen him late at night when his Radar starts to operate
I hate to seem like this
but I definitely dont hate
The part that keeps my litter box
always in a clean state
Brown cheetos
Brown cheetos
Brown cheetos
Brown cheetos
Brown cheetos
I really don’t wanna know what’s inside
Do you really wanna know, what they hide
When they bury it below ?
SOLO
Brown cheetos
Brown cheetos
Brown cheetos
Brown cheetos
Brown cheetos
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So many things that they put you through
So many things I wish I could do
So many things that I hoped were not real
So many things I don’t wanna feel
But How can anybody ever really know?
So many things that we never knew
So many things I wanna show you
So many things that never turned out right
So many things on my pizza tonight
Do you really even have to go
Do I really even have a soul ?
So many things going on in my mind
So many things I wanna rewind
So many things that Will never be mine
So many things I dislike online
Is there something that I should know
Do we really even have control
I don’t think so
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I’m still waiting for the next good punk o Rama
And I know it won’t kill you
To try and return to form
And not make it shitty
Just Like the last few
I’m still waiting for the next good punk o Rama
And there better not be metal
MR Brett when you hear this please try and improve it
So I can put down my shovel
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Ive never had a blue raspberry
Handpicked and eaten by me
Does anyone even know why they call it blue ?
I downloaded tiger beastie-ality
Shot and edited in 1080P
I don’t know why they didn’t use 4K
Green cotton candy was delivered to bobby
But a burglar stole it in an armed robbery
I suck , and I don’t know why
I always try to write my lyrics high ,
It’s not working
I’m getting sleepy and nothing makes sense
I’m searching for some words that could be witty or intense
I am struggling
I will give it a go , one more college try
But my lyrics sound like an episode of family guy
They’re not funny x 3
I am not balding but I will be soon
Then I can rub my head on a balloon
And let my tiny hairs stand up on my head
Could my mind be a chocolate waffle cone ?
Forever parking in a no parking zone
I would love to touch your armadillo hole
MI know that I am losing my touch
But I didn’t think it was that much
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It’s been 6 months and 3 days
Since I last saw him play
With a ball in his mouth
On his birthday
He followed a rat into a sewer
And no more sooner than that
I was writing an ad
For my missing dog
I couldn’t afford
the biggest reward
And I tried to ignore
When everybody would say it’s time for a new pet
And try my best to forget
And try to not be upset
For my likely deceased friend
Has anybody seen ?
My friend bobby
I just wanna know where hes been
Has anyone seen Bobby?
He has one blue eye
Fur like a cowhide
His tail has been docked
But I am not sure why
He likes to bark and make him self known
He prefers a bully stick over a bone
Man I wish he was home
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IGYN!
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i got a bleeding nose
It happens every time
I hold my breath too long
I gave myself twitching eye
from eating too much food
a stroke is just a blink away
Please make sure my pets are not left alone
I cannot figure out
How to keep my portions down
I don’t know
Why my Brain says yes while my body screams no!!
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Berb Deedle is still Hungry !
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thought id be nice and give you all
song writing tips for free
So lets start with the first verse
I always like to palm mute and run it through it twice
And then go into a fast chorus
Because chorus’s are meant to be fun
and of course, I like to play punk
so I always try to make then really fast and short.
When coming into the second verse
You gotta make sure to change it up a bit
So that the riff is a little bitdifferent
Then bring it back down to the usual chords
Right before it goes back into that fast chorus
Again
Repeat the words and then
It’s time
To get ready to go
To the bridge which
I like to make nice and slow
You know It’s
ok to rip off songs
As long as they are good
And you don’t do it for too long
Because the court of law says that’s wrong
And just like that we are on the final verse
So If you have anything left to say
You gotta make it quick
Because by now the listener usually skips the song
Especially if it’s on a Bandcamp page
Ok
It’s time for the final chorus
This is where you can really go
Off course
And of course . Chorus are meant to be fun
Unlike this song writing course I made
So I’m gonna end it with a funny chord right now
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My friend took me to a haunted house
When i literally could have thought of anything else
For us to do instead of going there
I am never in the mood for getting scared
by
A mummy
Who is bloody
And is moaning aggressively at me
I tried my best to keep my head down
To avoid that creepy blinking light up clown
But every corner something would pop out
My blood pressure definitely could have gone without
That howling werewolf
Who was missing both
Of His eyes , eating a baby girl
It felt like real life episode of scooby doo
That I was never going to get through
Every Halloween I think about it again
Because My brain is fucked from that time when
I saw
A goblin
With the head of a pumpkin
And a gremlin
With its arteries showin
And a strobe light
That made me go insane
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There are so many bodies that are lost at sea
Most of them don’t have any identity
I have no idea what this has to do with me
So let’s go back to the part that sounds surfy 
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I’d like to lick your wart
I’ve never seen one quite that size
I wanna taste your virus
From it’s million little eyes
Let me see your Warty x 2
Let me touch your warty x 3
I wanna feel the burst
And puncture of your skin
I’ll help you wipe your blood
In places I have never been
Wart
Let me touch your warty x4
Here is my last proposal
And I’ll keep it nice and short
I will not stop the stabbing until
You show me your wart
Holy fuck that thing is way too big
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zombies ate my hot hog x 3
i had just taken if off the bbq
And put it on my plate
Inside of my bun
I was just about to have the biggest bite I’ve ever had
Until a zombie came and took it from my hand
I thought they didn’t like
Anything but brains
What the hell have we been learning
Why have I been watching walking dead Sundays at 9
Is there nothing we can do
Is there nothing they won’t eat
I don’t know , they don’t know
I hate to be that guy
but I think we gotta go
Down that road
Break our code
shoot are guns
until all of their brains explode
Im sorry it had to come
to this for you
I can’t have a half dead person eating my food
that I just made
The principal would not be right
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Tell me when you’re ready
To throw out your spaghetti
I want to show you
Tsomeone who you should know already
His pizza is the best I’ve ever had and im not lying
I am only trying to make sure you try some
Before it is all gone
Chilliwacker hot sauce x 3
Make sure you have
Some milk when you’re done
Yeah !
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released December 10, 2019
